First – when a cute catch phrase is used against you in a crying, I’m not going to bed, plea for mercy – there is nothing more heartbreaking. I often great Noah with “Hey Buddy” and was surprised and entertained when he started saying it back. Until… The other night Noah was protesting being putting …
Our baby started to beat the sh*t out of us in our own bed and we knew it was time for a change. Or maybe it was when he would just stand up in his crib crying unconsolably. And then fall asleep standing up head on crib rail, then wake back up again to cry. …
I had another baby anxiety dream the other night. To you long time readers, ok who am I kidding, to those of you who want to scroll to the beginning of the blog, I had an anxiety dream where Noah’s face came apart and turned into mush and I couldn’t put him back together. I …
You know I didn’t think a lack of poops would be occasion for this baby poop saga, but turns out this shit is important…or lack there of. Little man has been pooping rock hard spheres that takes all the grunts and time. You think he was giving birth. As we watch him struggle we can’t …
No need to call the authorities. He doesn’t open it…at least yet, anyway. He just sucks on the bottle. And holds it. The bottle still has the cap on. I put on his pajamas, and have to switch the hands its in, or else… Don’t judge, as I’m judging enough for the both of us. …
Just like rent is too damn high in NYC, milestones are just too damn fast with a baby. I was totally going to write this at 6 months, and now I didn’t even make it in time for 7 months! Am I am bad dad, blogger or both? Hmm…I mean we did move to Miami, …
Oh DEAR GOD changing a screaming baby in an airplane bathroom is a new level of stress, discomfort and AHHHHHH. Just taking myself back there is traumatic. It felt like MacGyver trying to diffuse a stinky, squirming, stinky bomb. And bomb this was! It was like Noah’s gut was pressurized and then released like a …
So little did I know, when I committed to a three day water fast, that Noah was going to learn how to rollover. Oy. Initial sleep training had gone pretty smoothly. After his third month our pediatrician recommended stopping the night feed. We were scared with the sleep training. He’s co-sleeping, so we just basically …
I friggin love being a dad. Except when he cries. And that time Nicole miscallibrated putting on a diaper, aligning his but crack with the edge of the diaper. Not to digress too much, but the poop went everywhere BUT the diaper. The bitch Karma of it all was I had a choice to prep …
This is a post first to my goddess wife, second to my mom, third to my sisters and all the mom’s out there. DAMMMNNN I am glad I don’t have to do what you do. It’s looks real hard. I’m not going to lie. RESPECT. I know, I know nothing in ten weeks of being …